My Beast within is too beastly - Book Contest Honorable Mention
As we begin our story, Spinner was still busy searching for his perfect girl. Now, before I jump into my narrative, Spinner was very picky about these things. He had had many hot previous girlfriends, but none had been able to even come close to being able to take him in bed. Paige always screamed out "RAPE!" Manny always orgasmed after one thrust. And then, of course, there was the Darcy incident. Spinner was forced to break up with her because he literally couldn't fit inside her. Anyway, I only have 500 words to narrate this classic story, so.....
One day, Spinner was walking to his fourth hour class with Ms. Kwan. On the way, he saw Jimmy and punched him straight to hell. He noticed walking by the hottest girl he had ever seen. You could've hung a coat each on her ass and chest, and her waist may not have been 24 inches big. He was even reluctant to hit on her, but thought, what the hell. He walked up to her, took off one of his size 15 shoes, and handed it to her. "What the hell did you just give me this for?" she asked. Spinner then asked her to try to stick it up her cooch, and said if it fit, he would make her his new girlfriend. She was immediately excited, grabbed him, and dragged him into the girl's bathroom. She took him into a stall, and "showed him". When they came out, Spinner was mesmerized beyond belief, and made a date for that night. What would happen would change his life forever.
That night, Spinner's date (take notice of the fact that we still don't know her name) looked stunning. Spinner naturally, was as awesome as ever. They planned to eat at the Dot, then go to that beach where nobody swims, because we know that those are the only places in Canada that kids hang out. During dinner, Spinner could feel the beast within getting excited. Finally, he thought, a girl can finally handle me. He talked to her as if he was interested, then finally, they left. Instead of the beach, Spinner drove the Spinmobile that Paige had a grudge against and parked in the ravine at Degrassi. He slowly undressed his woman while playing hook up music that none of us mortal men will ever know of. They began, with Spinner ultra-enthusiastic. After about five minutes, the girl yelled for Spinner to shout her name.
"Uhhhh…." Suddenly Spinner stopped. This was not a good idea. All the inertia of Spinner's penis had to go somewhere, and it went right through his date's back and blew a hole right through her.
Spinner was never found guilty, but he had to resign himself to the fact that no girl could ever handle him. For the rest of his life, he could only have sex with Manny when he had a particularly bad cold or had just swam in freezing cold water.
