Degrassi Awesomeness - Book Contest Honorable Mention
Heather Sinclair pointed to the anonymous guys at her house. "I love those guyses hair."
Liberty cringed. "Um actually the proper way of saying the possessive form of 'guy' is just 'guys', Heather."
"Liberty… no one likes you."
J.T. gasped. "Hey that's my girlfriend you're talking about!"
She leaned in and whispered, "Why would you advertise that? You already look like a chipmunk. And you're friends with Toby. Come on, JT. Think before you talk."
"God, Heather, you're a bitch." Manny chimed in.
"And you're a slut, you fetus killer!"
Craig began to cry. "Hey! Don't talk about our fetus like that!"
"God, Craig you're more girly than me, bitch."
Paige emerged from the bathroom, "Did someone call me? Sorry, I was in my office."
Marco hugged her, "No Paige. Wrong bitch. --Heather why are you being so mean?"
"Because I'm tired of not existing! They don't take my picture for the yearbook; they never let me go where any of you semi-popular + Toby kids goes. Mr. Armstrong even hides me under his desk-"
Liberty's eyes widened. "What? I thought that was just with me. I mean.- uh- I have Dyscalculia?"
Hazel tugged on Paige's blouse making a whining sound.
"Yes, Hazel. You may speak."
"The only reason we stick you in corners is because you're ugly and no one wants to look at you!" Hazel snapped.
"Hazel, Shut the fuck up. What you say doesn't mater unless you're harassing your own race or your boyfriend is near-death."
Everyone nodded.
"Damn. My bad. Go on."
Paige looked confused. "Wait a second. There can't be another bitchy person here…"
"Hey, look- Spinner's penis!" Heather yelled.
Paige ran off skipping and jumping. Emma, Manny, Hazel, Darcy and Marco went running after the beast as well.
Jay and Sean strutted in with Amy Alex and Towerz.
Jay politely asked, "I heard this was a party? Where's the candy apples, bitch?"
Paige popped back in, "Just one sec, hon. I can't seem to find the anaconda"
Ellie smiled…for once. "Sean! When did you get back? Wait. Where did all of you go?"
Sean looked from Amy back to Towerz. "Did we leave? I don't remember. No one seems to care about continuity in this school. So we're allowed to just appear again, damnit."
"Oh my god, this is great! I'm so happy you're here. Ash just left-"
"That's nice." Sean interrupted. "You do know that no one actually likes you, right? Maybe you should go hang out with Liberty."
Ellie started to cry and ran off to find a dull stick to cut herself with.
Jimmy rolled along after Ellie yelling that she inspires him, but she was too fast for him. That damn walkie.
Then Emma ran in with her Dolphin pants [obviously ready for some lovin] and jumped on Spinner and Sean while Peter videotaped it all.
Those two have such stamina, they're still going to this day.
Peter, unfortunately, ran out of tape.
